A couple's relationship is tested when uninvited guests arrive at their home, disrupting their tranquil existence.
j...only the man is God, the woman is Mother Nature, and the guests are Adam, Eve, and their boys, Cain and Able.
zI get it, and I don't like it. It is the retelling of a story that doesn't need to be retold, like remaking Hamlet, why?
Walked out with ten minutes to go, that's how much of a fuck I give.
In a… No, now… It is 840 on a Sunday morning and I am logging in and making attempt to being entertaining. If I am productive and insightful… That is not my fault.
I must say that it was a pleasurable week. We are still very, very slow at work… But a new ship sailed onto the horizon. They purchased a new piece of equipment that is so simple it's stupid only because it's based on the most advanced computer and DNA replication technology. It is absolutely crazy.
But then this is a place to talk about work…
What I will continue to speak to is how pleasant the week was. The weather cooperated. A couple of interesting things happen this week. On Thursday night we had tickets to the Rangers versus the athletics. The Rangers had missed the wild-card slot but night before so the game was all for fun and honor. Beautiful weather. We worried about rain which had started earlier that day. What more can you ask for a cup of beer and some peanuts in the shell.
Friday I found a dog walking in our parking lot. Obviously looking for something to eat. I let him save me from me having to eat the vienna sausage. I had a can in my office. I willingly shared them with him. He loved them more than I ever would. So then I decided to help this big black pitbull, not more than two years old, find his way home. That day he found his way back to our home. He got very excited when he saw Pinto. Pinto got very pissed off when he saw him. It was not a good dynamic. That lazy, lovable pitbull spent the night in Whaeat's basement. They were big friends. He stayed by himself in the garage while Dean and… While we went and played pool. He was no problem whatsoever. If anything a little lazy. Just a big lug. Took him to work the next day. He slept nine out of 10… We drove to the animal shelter to see if he had a microchip. When I unloaded him at the animal shelter you could tell he had been there before. He also became very, very excited and aggressive. All about the other dogs. I could not even take him into the building. They brought the scanner out and yes, he did have a chip. He had been adopted from this very shelter. I surrendered him so that he could go back to his original owner. He was much too strong for me to handle. And very, very aggressive, like I said. What fools you is he is so calm the rest of the time. He is actually bored around people. Well good luck peanut.
No caller so no tag… He was very gentle and willingly came through the front door and back into the warehouse
Right away I could tell he was a big baby he started leaping around and playing with his bear. I half expected him to tear to shreds. He just played with it.
There was another smaller doll he liked to carry around with him.
I am out nineteen cents for the canned meat.
A coworker, who has a pitbull mix, new just how to make friends.
The dog is very comfortable but respectful to people.
Wishing you all the luck in the world… Oh hope breaks go in your favor… Glad to have met you peanut.
I hate writing at the battle station this time of day. The sun shines right in my flicking eyes. I have to look down at the desktop the entire time…
I get too many things started at the same time and they end up flustered.
Flustered is a subset… Is a branch on the stress tree…
I have a compulsion to enter my receipts not in an accounting ledger but in my food journal where I collect recipes… I like to write down the name of the store the name of the cashier… And that is creepy ship… The price and the date… It's an obsession…
This rings so true… In the general category… Not flatulence… But I was asked to wash my face because I smelled like this… That's what you call one hell of a date.
I had planned on dressing up as a dead person for the upcoming Halloween holiday… But this picture inspires me to become chef Grim Reaper…
What is up with girls of all ages and obviously body types because they show them to you who live and breathe to take self he's in front of their jeeps wearing… Always starting with the bikini in going down from there…
But here is to the grandeur of the under boob… May I be there whenever it peeks out…
My brother-in-law and sister-in-law recently had a wedding anniversary… This has me thinking of them… Only he's a Mexican… So draw in a mustache
Pickle Rick!
This is also called waking up in the morning and facing reality…
This is unfortunately too true… The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak… Well life goes on until it doesn't…
But the new things that can help… I purchased one for myself recently… The rechargeable model… Multispeed… I'm entitled…
New lock on my door at work because I locked my keys in and had to break in.
This one will be on my time.
On my dime
I look like Hoss Cartwright more then I am comfortable with
I was going for a Billy Jack, that Hero of the 70s, within redneck ass where ever hit these are bullied… Billy Jack is there… And he's probably Native American… Yes native flocking American…
I am going to put my left shoe against the right side of your head and… there is nothing… you can do… About it…
Crack
I shouldn't have to say it… But it needs to be said…Just in case you're not…
There is my significant other trolling for another chuckoled night of fun… Bring me home the panties…
Really you Weren't teasing me? You really brought me some home?
I recognize those! They are yours!… Oh… Oh my… Then I asked her who was this guy because there was a bucket full… And then she responded which guy are you talking about… Oh my lord…
I do not know why she is looking elsewhere… I always make breakfast the morning after we have sex.
And this picture just goes to show that no matter how weird you are there are people who Are just as weird… Challenging you to be even weirder… So go find them and have a picnic…
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